i would just like to point out that

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments

Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance


hope these points will help you in your lifes endevors

Accept that some days you are the pigeon and sometimes the statue

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others

If you can't be nice, at least have the decency to be vague

Always keep your words soft and sweet, in case one day you have to eat them

The second mouse gets the cheese, and since the early bird gets the worm, sleep late

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane

Some mistakes are just too much fun to make once

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that f@#&$s upside the head.

hahaha..nice, i like them

Yeah those are pretty sweet

very comforting words of wisdom *sniff*