kill the person above you

As an alternative to the counting up thread which is getting a bit stale I propose the following, which will no doubt deteriorate into meaningless dribble pretty quickly but will provide for a bit of fun nonetheless.

Many of you will have heard of this game already but for the benefit of those who have not I will explain it as follows:

There is but 1 rule, and that is you must kill the poster above you in a unique way. That is you may not kill someone in a manner that has been used/posted already. You may also have to come back from the dead to kill someone, so you must explain how you came back from the dead or avoided death, also in a unique way.

So in the words of that girl in that school uniform who used to be every boy's fantasy

HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!

I just ran over your nuts and let you die slowly

i fucking shot a nuclear bomb at your ass. YOUR DEAD.

im bashing in your face with a toliet seat right now

great idea insider, hope you somehow survive your nuts being run over

Picks up what's left of my nuts and slingshots them at xtreme who dies of shock

but is reborn as he is the highlander and then decapitates insider thinking he is an imortal too

sits down with xtreme192 in a fine bar and has a beer with him
and talks to him...
and taks a bit more...
and more...
finally boring him to death

I just dropped a nuke on the bar

was playing dead to get asynex to leave

paid 1 naq to russian hit squad to assasinate josh

pays them double to kill xtreme

A headless insider gets up and walks into the bar to chastise Josh for not being original!

Bitch slaps him as punishment with my man bag and kills him dead

Cuts off his manbag

and u died from the shame of having a man bag! LOL

I sent you all antrax you're all dead

im immune to it so i blew your head off with a shotgun!

got bitten by a vampire, can not die, found you... while you were sleeping i tore your heart out with a tea spoon, you died in agony

stuns MSI with a zat that just happened to be conveniently lying around. Since I still have no head, I don't know if I've hit you and pull the trigger again thus killing you

sorry ... you missed... you took out xtreme who just stood up

took a chainsaw and took your hands
you blead ( don't know if I wrote that correctly ) to death

a good way to get the job done is to tie you up and dump in a trash can, then take a sack of starving squirrels and toss em in with you, then put the lid on so i dont have to hear the slow death by squirrel teeth and the annoying cries of "my nuts! my nuts! o god their eating my nuts!"

Nukes you all

insider discovers he is a cockroach and has survived the nuke (google it, you'll see how amazing the cockroach is). He finds a lady cockroach, breeds incessantly and gets all his little kiddie cockroaches to eat josh