i would just like to point out that
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i would just like to point out that
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance
hope these points will help you in your lifes endevors
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments
Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance
hope these points will help you in your lifes endevors
xtreme192- Tlacateccatl
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Join date : 2008-10-02
Re: i would just like to point out that
Accept that some days you are the pigeon and sometimes the statue
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others
If you can't be nice, at least have the decency to be vague
Always keep your words soft and sweet, in case one day you have to eat them
The second mouse gets the cheese, and since the early bird gets the worm, sleep late
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Some mistakes are just too much fun to make once
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that f@#&$s upside the head.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others
If you can't be nice, at least have the decency to be vague
Always keep your words soft and sweet, in case one day you have to eat them
The second mouse gets the cheese, and since the early bird gets the worm, sleep late
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
Some mistakes are just too much fun to make once
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that f@#&$s upside the head.
Insider Trader- Tlacateccatl
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Location : Sydney
Re: i would just like to point out that
hahaha..nice, i like them
Faeros- Tlacateccatl
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Location : Australia
Re: i would just like to point out that
very comforting words of wisdom *sniff*
Lord Drazsyr- Forum Floater
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